Showing posts with label gossip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gossip. Show all posts
"The Photoshop Awards: Jessica Simpson In New York Magazine"
With her head on Lady Gaga's body, and Lady Bunny's wig on her head,Jessica Simpson poses for New York Magazine and talks about her $1 billion dollar fashion empire (“I never thought I’d be some fashionmogul!") and her gold digging fiance ("He has so many books. Like, just books and books and books and books."). But I'm focusing more on the tumbleweed of Barbie ponytails on her head. If that isn't a FUCK YOU to Ken Pavesdisguised as an obese wig, then I don't what is. Jessica stopped fluttering around Ken's fruit bowl when she picked up a gold digger and now she does this to him?
Ken can't even touch a piece of blonde weave without shedding a single tear while thinking about how he would laugh when Jessica would come back from the bathroom and tell him that the health department is going to put an F over his door because of the rotten shit she dropped in his toilet (awwwww). And then he chokes up when he remembers the time Jessica asked him if weave pieces were baby wigs (awww, the sequel). Jessica knew what she was doing when she put that mop on her head. New York Magazineput that wig on her head to make her ass look smaller, but they made her cold-hearted bitch gene look bigger while doing so. Well, played...actually.
WAX ON
Kelly Ripa does her best impression of … herself, while attending the New York unveiling of her new wax figure at Madame Tussauds Tuesday.

DATE NIGHT
Proving she's runway ready, a svelte Rebecca Romijn leaves the twins behind Tuesday to enjoy a night out with her dapper hubby Jerry O'Connell at a Just Fabulous party, held at West Hollywood's Eveleigh restaurant.

HEIGHT OF FASHION
Kellie Pickler takes her style to new heights – what a topper! – while returning to the "Dressed to Kilt" runway at N.Y.C.'s Hammerstein Ballroom on Tuesday.
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Lady GaGa Tops The Dance Charts - AGAIN!
Can't keep a good girl down - she belongs at #1.
Born This Way adds another accolade to it's already long list of praise. Today, Lady GaGa's anthem ranks as the number one song on the Billboard Hot Dance Club Songs chart. This is the seventh track of GaGa's to reach the #1 spot on the chart. (Ironically, the song of her's that never made it was Just Dance. Go figure!)
Congrats, wifey! We're not surprised though. You're always #1 in our books!
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